It's a phenomenon that's left scientists baffled and residents terrified. In a bizarre incident that occurred last week, three stickers from different corners of the globe have somehow merged with local wildlife, causing chaos and destruction.
The stickers, which were found to be made of some kind of high-tech, self-replicating material, seem to have attached themselves to a nearby squirrel, a curious raccoon, and a mischievous opossum, respectively.
The resulting creatures, dubbed "Sticker-Squirrels," "Sticker-Racoons," and "Sticker-Opos," have been observed to have the physical characteristics of their animal counterparts, but with an unsettling glow emanating from their sticker-covered bodies.
The government has issued a statement assuring citizens that the situation is under control, but experts warn that the stickers may be more than just a harmless prank.
Scientific Community Reactions Possible Consequences of Sticker-Species Hybridization Official Statement from the Government